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Featured Artist - October: TheThingBelow

Featured Author - October

BA
Stories: 45
Story of the week:
Helpline
View past Author's of the Month

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……
“Thank you for calling Syntech Automation Customer Services Department…”
“Oh, hi I…”
“For your convenience, please choose from the following six options…”
“Bugger…”
“For purchasing enquiries or to arrange a viewing please press One. For account enquiries please press two. For scheduled servicing and maintenance please press three. For upgrade enquiries please press four. For technical support please press five. To speak to a…”
Beeep!
“You have chosen option five, technical support; please choose from the following three options. To report a fault or for warranty enquiries please press one. To request an emergency home call-out please press two. To speak to a technical assistant please press three.”
Beeep!
“You have chosen option three, please hold to speak to a technical assistant.”
…..easy listening…..

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-'''[[Traffic Incident]]'''
+'''[[Helpline]]'''
 <small>View past [[Author of the Month Archive|Author's of the Month]]</small>
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-“Officer, I hope you’ll be able to take this lady’s statement too. I intend to press charges, this sort of behaviour simply cannot be allowed.”
+Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……
-“All the necessary details will be taken ma’am.” The officer handed back her licence and, as she put it back in her bag, reached behind her right ear and turned her off. The smart lady’s expression fixed in an instant and her head slumped down a little to stare sightlessly at the ground. The officer grasped the back of her neck and took her elbow to ease her back against the patrol car where he propped her. The bag fell from Mrs Cole’s stiff fingers and he picked it up and placed it on the car roof beside her.
+Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……
-“She’s just a fucking robot!!! Haha! How ‘bout that. Stupid fembot probably short circuited at the wheel! Who’d make an old robot? Who’d buy an old woman robot? She looks well over thirty! If I got a robot I’d want it young and sexy, like us! Yeah, stupid robot bitch!”
+“Thank you for calling Syntech Automation Customer Services Department…”
-I waited awkwardly while the officer placed a call on his ‘phone, I was a bit shocked by his behaviour, even in Florida. I gazed for a moment at the motionless android woman, I knew now her trim figure and even complexion were thanks to no gyms or spas. “Excuse me officer… will you need my statement?” I sincerely hoped not and wanted to get away as soon as possible but felt I had to offer my licence.
+“Oh, hi I…”
-“No ma’am, thank you. I can get a complete event log from this android here so there’ll be no need to keep you any longer. Have a nice day.” He turned his attention to the ‘phone and the last I heard on getting into my car was him discussing with Mr Cole for the collection of his property from the Police Pound after twenty four hours. I guessed he meant his wife, not his car.
+“For your convenience, please choose from the following six options…”
-I pulled away slowly and carefully. The rear view screen showed the Policeman unceremoniously stuffing Mrs Cole into the back seat of his patrol car - I got an impression of an unseemly length of white thigh as her summery dress rode up - and the teenage twins sitting on their bright yellow bonnet waiting to be collected.
+“Bugger…”
+“For purchasing enquiries or to arrange a viewing please press One. For account enquiries please press two. For scheduled servicing and maintenance please press three. For upgrade enquiries please press four. For technical support please press five. To speak to a…”
+Beeep!
+“You have chosen option five, technical support; please choose from the following three options. To report a fault or for warranty enquiries please press one. To request an emergency home call-out please press two. To speak to a technical assistant please press three.”
+Beeep!
+“You have chosen option three, please hold to speak to a technical assistant.”
+…..easy listening…..
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