Sidewalk incident
Diana Foxinton strode down the sidewalk with a brisk step. She had an important meeting to attend, so she had no time to waste, less she showed up late. And she had no intention of giving her foes something to laugh about.
She passes by many a people, navigating through the masses with ease and finesse. Like a well oiled machine doing pinpoint procedures. She could not waste a second bumping into someone, she had to reach that meeting in time.
She passed by a construction site which was bustling with activity, mulling about like ants as they valiantly built a new five story building in the city. She paid it little mind as she had a meeting to attend, and that took priority over sightseeing her surroundings…
“Look out!!” A construction worker yells from the third floor of the half build building. She paid the call no mind as she assumed it was for someone inside of the worksite, and kept walking. But she quickly learned that it was a warning to her, when a high powered magnet connects with the top side of her head, throwing her off balance from the force of it for a moment.
Righting herself quickly, with the magnet now latched onto her head tightly, a second goes by before a few electrical sparks arc around her head and the magnet, followed by her body beginning to shake.
“Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Wooooooo-HurtHurtHurt- Tha-tha-that huuuuuu-urt! uuuuurrrrrrERROR!” She blurted out. Her arms moving about in static motions, accompanied by her legs carrying her along with the same sort of pase. One foot rising, halts, then descents, and then followed by the other, tho with a more spastic interval. “Er-Er-Erro-ro-RO-eRoR- Hi-Hi-Hi I’m Diaaaaaaaa-Diana-nanananana Fooooooo- I got the be-I got the Be-I got-got the beeeee-est plan for you-you-you-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuERROR!ERROR!” She blurted again, as a fat amount of sparks ejects out of her right ear. More electrical arcs dances along her head, as her movements become more sporadic and clumsy, threatening to tip over on more than one occasion, as her eyeballs spun around in their sockets and her maw not syncing with what she’s spewing.
“Sys-Sys_Systeeeeemmmmm Damage-DamagemagemageEROR! Datatatatatatatatataaaaa-Corruption! Cooooo-RRRRR-uuuptiiiiii(BWuuu-weEEP) I’mi’m’m’m’m Foxiiii111001001001100 Diaaana! I’ve got-gotgotgotgotgot Ideabestforcomunethisyesyesyesi’mdeianaFoxintonpleasefuckpleasefuckpleasefuck00101010021001010001101010101000111001(Bzzt!-BOOF!)”
Her movements had reached terminal velocity, as her legs went from doing high steps to high lethal kicks, which would most certainly break a grown man’s bones on contact. And her arms moved with the same lethality, chupping up and down and left and right like a wild axe. Smoke now streamed out of Diana’s ears, accompanied by sparks and now even more arcs that have now begun dancing over the whole of her body, and all of which with no end in sight… Until finally, with a muffled implosion, followed by a big gust of sparks from her left ear, something inside the mechanical fox’s head gave up the ghost.
Diana began to slowly slump down, as the whirring of systems powering down hummed loudly from within her frame. Her jaw having gone slack, while her eyes now sat looking to opposite locations. Her voice box letting out gabled static until one line of dialog let’s itself be known.
“Iiii’vVvVee ggoOOtttTt aAaaA gggooooOoOddDd PPlLlaaAnnnn ffffffOOoorrRr YYYoOOooouuuuuuuuu(BZZT!-POP!)” Her voice box fizzles before dying completely.
Afterwards, Diana slumps down fully like a sack of potatoes, slamming to the ground with a heavy thud and a few muffled clicks of servos locking up.
When the worker that tried to warn Diana finally makes it down, he would find the still smoking, sparking, and twitching body of Diana Foxington. Who now had a small fire burning in her ear-fluff…
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