Liar's Gambit/03 d-c-a (2)
Not wanting to push your luck with this clearly unstable indevidual, more than it is necessary, you 'smile' and tell him that you'd like to see more of his stock... ALONE if possible.
"Of couse!, couse!. Right this way, lovely lady!. Up the stairs you will find Jeff's more exotic commodities, Sure to make you buy one, yes~" He rambled, while leading you towards the stairs with over the top gusto and arm movements.
"Please, take all time Lady needs. Jeff's shop is open almost 24/7~"
You only nod without looking at him, already speeding up the stairs to get away from the crazy man...
Reaching the top, you check down the stairs to make sure he hasn't followed you... Which he hasn't, Phew!.
Now then... Time to see if any of these guys knows something... Unless they are literal, hollowed out, shells of the real things, then you are truly shit out of luck...
Starting with the feral ones... Hmm, the red one seems rather handsome~. You sure wouldn't mind letting them ravage you sometime~...
No! Stop that!. You need to focus!.
Going back on track, you say hi at first. Nothing. Alright, then you try and wave your wing around. Nothing again...
You take a closer look at them and... Yep, these boys haven't had a drop of energy for a WHILE now... Damn.
Then you move over to the 'miniaturized' dragons.
Pretty much the same story, tho this time you try and poke one of them, with the only reaction being their heavy jaw snapping open, and spitting out a cloud of dust... How long have these two been here?...
Alright, third time the charm!
You start with the goat looking one, doing the same you did to the others, with the same result. Then you try a more unorthodox approach by grabbing onto the guy's erect penis and literally crack it up and down, and still nothing...
Next one, the same, before you squeeze their tits. When nothing happens there, you try and yank their tail, and once again... Nothing.
The final one, who's suppose to be some manner of ghost you think? Eh, whatever, you do all the same you did on the one prior, thos this time giving this one's fat behind a firm squeeze... But yet again, again... Nothing...
