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Manual Entry

• The Nautomated Sorceress's frame came from a factory out west.
• They mostly make cowboy robots. That's why she looks the way she does.
• They're not the kind that go berserk in theme parks and kill unsuspecting guests, though. They're overtly manufactured for the purpose of murdering theme park guests.

Attack: 300

Defense: 300

HP: 1000

Introduction Text

You're fighting the Nautomatic Sorceress

You burst into the final room of the Naughty Sorceress's lair, and find her gleaming steel and chrome replacement, looking just like a Heavy Metal cover from the 70s, which I gotta imagine is what you were expecting, because come on. Of course.

"I'm here to put an end to your evil ways!" you bleep angrily.

"Why, I'm surprised," she purrs. "I would have thought you'd be the one best-suited to appreciate my plan. Join me, and when all of the Kingdom of Loathing has been replaced with robots, you and I can rule it together!

"Are you kidding me?" you buzz angrily. "Being a robot sucks! I wouldn't wish this on anyone! Even you!

She sighs. "I would say your defiance does not compute, but unfortunately it was all too predictable."

Attack Messages

She crushes your <ear> in her left claw while crushing your <skull> in her right. Ooh! Ow! Ugh!

She drives a stiletto-like stiletto heel all the way through your <arm>. Ooh! Ow! Eek!

She gives you a smoldering come-hither look with her automated eyes. You blush. Ow! Ooh! Argh! (sleaze damage)

A laser cannon emerges from her navel plate and blasts you in the <kidney>. Eek! Eek! Ooh! (hot damage)