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Your #1 spot for affordable & effective robotic companions! We have every type of humanoid to satisfy every need. Need a basic house droid? Pick one up on aisle #3. Planning on a big move? Our heavy duty loader bots will make it a breeze! Sick and tired of all those lonely nights and adult VR programs don't cut it? Well, we've got the sweetest gals ever assembled ''for him'' and several stainless steel studs ''for her!'' Alternatively we've got gals for her and studs for him. Which ever the case may be (DWDHE is a prejudice free zone). | Your #1 spot for affordable & effective robotic companions! We have every type of humanoid to satisfy every need. Need a basic house droid? Pick one up on aisle #3. Planning on a big move? Our heavy duty loader bots will make it a breeze! Sick and tired of all those lonely nights and adult VR programs don't cut it? Well, we've got the sweetest gals ever assembled ''for him'' and several stainless steel studs ''for her!'' Alternatively we've got gals for her and studs for him. Which ever the case may be (DWDHE is a prejudice free zone). | ||
Revision as of 18:30, 4 January 2024
I would like to give a special thanks to Spaz for showing me the ropes.
Welcome to D-Wolfmaster's discount humanoid emporium
Your #1 spot for affordable & effective robotic companions! We have every type of humanoid to satisfy every need. Need a basic house droid? Pick one up on aisle #3. Planning on a big move? Our heavy duty loader bots will make it a breeze! Sick and tired of all those lonely nights and adult VR programs don't cut it? Well, we've got the sweetest gals ever assembled for him and several stainless steel studs for her! Alternatively we've got gals for her and studs for him. Which ever the case may be (DWDHE is a prejudice free zone).
We also offer upgrades, maintenance and repair services for old units; humanoid and otherwise. We believe every 'bot should have a happy home with loving users, where they're kept working in prime condition. I mean, they're good to us so it's only fair that we're good to them.
Just Remember:
- No futanari
- No kid bots
- No racial discrimination
- No scat (why would you make a robot for that anyways? *BLECK!*)
- You touch one, you buy one!