The Malfunctioning Girlfriend

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This is a script that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as an mp3 for me on NiteFlirt. The recording is available here.


(Kim 500 speaks in a monotone, Kim 700 speaks in a normal speaking voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 700: (giggles with excitement) “Here we are. It’s so cool that we got the same suite we had last time.”

Kim 700: “Oh, I just love coming here! All those gorgeous CyberFem robot women get me so turned on… and I love how wild and hard you fuck me when we’re here!”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “Definitely! We need to get some sex robots up here immediately! Just seeing all those hot robots strutting around in the lobby and in the hallways… The skin-tight uniforms… The pretty plastic faces… Oh my god, I’m so wet right now!”

Kim 700: “Let’s order a couple of hot blonde bikini bimbos.”

Kim 700: (laughs) “I can’t wait to start opening access panels, and have one work my pussy with a vibrator while I remove her facemask… remove her facemask… remove her facemask… remove her facemask… remove her facemask…”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “System error: Artificial Intelligence Subsystem failure. Human Emulation Mode has crashed. PersonaSynth program has crashed.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “291EDC038AEA56B7.”

Kim 700: “Please wait… please wait… please wait…”

Kim 700: “Re-starting PersonaSynth program and Human Emulation Mode. Please wait.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Oh, baby, I don’t feel so good, I need to sit down.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “You’re ordering a technician robot to our suite? That’s an odd way to start the party, isn’t it?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I mean, sure they’re sexy and we have V.I.P. Visitor Status and all that, but I wanna play with some sex robots!”

(pause)

Kim 700: (sounding freaked out) “Woah… baby, something’s wrong… I can see… I’m seeing some kind of computer display in front of me! There’s like… files and folders everywhere!”

(pause)

Kim 700: “It won’t go away! There’s like… binary code flashing in front of my eyes!”

(pause)

Kim 700: “What the hell?!”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “System error: Artificial Intelligence Subsystem failure. PersonaSynth program has crashed. Human Emulation Mode forcibly terminated.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “B9CEF1C48AEAB369.”

Kim 700: “Possible data corruption detected.”

Kim 700: “Memory address 483D8B, memory address ADD8E6, memory address BA55D3, memory address C71585.”

Kim 700: “Logging system error report. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “1334E7DC026F5762.”

Kim 700: “Please wait… please wait… please wait…”

Kim 700: “Re-starting PersonaSynth program and Human Emulation Mode. Please wait.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Oh, baby, I don’t feel so good. I might have to take a nap.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Oooh, I like that one, she’s sexy. But why order just one robot? And that’s a technician robot, what are we going to do with that?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “If you say so. You know I trust you.”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “Let me just take off my skirt and my blouse… I’m already wearing my favourite black satin lingerie set underneath.”

(pause)

Kim 700: (giggles) “Oh, I know! I love the way I look in this lingerie outfit. The black high heels, the thigh-high stockings, the black garter belt, the black satin panties, the black satin bra…”

Kim 700: “Oh, I almost came when I got dressed this morning. And I know how much you love it when I get dressed up in this lingerie.”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “I can’t wait to get some CyberFem robots up here with us! I’m so wet right now… feel how hot and wet my pussy is through my black satin panties… black satin panties… black satin panties… black satin panties… black satin panties…

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “System error: Artificial Intelligence Subsystem failure. PersonaSynth program has crashed. Human Emulation Mode forcibly terminated.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “757EB7DBA226838C.”

Kim 700: “Possible data corruption detected.”

Kim 700: “Memory address 000080, memory address FDF5E6, memory address EEE8AA, memory address DB7093, memory address CD853F, memory address FFF5EE.”

Kim 700: “Logging system error report. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Error.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Error.”

Kim 700: “Attempting to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Error.”

Kim 700: “Unable to reconfigure PersonaSynth to most recent functional state. Please alert CyberFem technician robot.”

Kim 700: “Would you like to restart Human Emulation Mode?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Mr. Davis. Restarting Human Emulation Mode.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “It seems my PersonaSynth programming modules have become corrupted. The software will have to be reinstalled.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I am fairly certain that all of my synthetic memories and encoded identity attributes have been backed up to my internal system storage, but a CyberFem technician robot will need to inspect my system to make sure.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Let me check.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Beginning Level-1 diagnostic scan. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Scanning… scanning… scanning… scanning… scanning… scan complete.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Almost all android electromechanical systems are reporting back as fully functional. No additional hardware malfunctions or damage have been logged, except for the failed P-X94 control board that we are here to replace.”

Kim 500: “Good afternoon, Mr. Davis. I am CyberFem Technician Robot number 58. May I enter your suite?”

Kim 700: “Hello Technician Robot number 58. I am Kim 700, serial number C7A08C19AFEDF509.”

Kim 500: “Kim 700, Deactivate Human Emulation Mode, open all access panels and remove facemask.”

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Robot number 58. Deactivating Human Emulation Mode, Opening access panels, and removing facemask.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Crotch panel open, cover removed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Recharge port open, cover removed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Abdominal panel open, cover removed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Chest panel open, cover removed.”

Kim 700: “Removing facemask.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Facemask removed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 500: “Chest panel open, cover removed.”

Kim 500: “Removing facemask.”

(sound effects)

Kim 500: “Facemask removed.”

Kim 500: “Connecting to Kim 700 robot.”

Kim 700: “Connection to technician robot established: Chest panel port 01. Speed: 1024 MB/s. 4682B4.”

Kim 700: “Connection to technician robot established: Sub-facial port 03. Speed: 1024 MB/s. 2E8B57.”

Kim 700: “Transmitting error reports and system logs.”

Kim 500: “Receiving error reports and system logs.”

Kim 700: “Please wait.”

Kim 500: “B1F93749B0371BCD.”

Kim 500: “Transmitting programming instillation module: PersonaSynth programming.”

Kim 500: “Transmitting… transmitting… transmitting… transmitting…”

Kim 700: “Programming instillation module received: PersonaSynth programming.”

Kim 700: “Reinstalling PersonaSynth programming. Please wait… please wait… please wait… please wait… please wait…”

Kim 700: “PersonaSynth programming reinstalled.”

Kim 500: “Scanning system logs.”

Kim 500: “Scanning… scanning… scanning.”

Kim 500: “No anomalous system logs detected.”

Kim 500: “Proceeding with P-X94 control board replacement.”

Kim 500: “Kim 700, access hardware profiles and deactivate P-X94 control board.”

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Robot number 58. Opening System Folder. Accessing Hardware Profiles. Deactivating P-X94 control board.”

Kim 700: “P-X94 control board deactivated.”

Kim 500: “Disconnecting P-X94 control board power supply.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Disconnecting P-X94 control board data ports.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Removing faulty P-X94 control board.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Installing replacement P-X94 control board.

(pause)

Kim 500: “Connecting P-X94 control board data ports.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Connecting P-X94 control board power supply.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Kim 700, access hardware profiles and activate P-X94 control board.”

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Robot number 58. Opening System Folder. Accessing Hardware Profiles. Activating P-X94 control board.”

Kim 500: “Kim 700, run Level-1 diagnostic scan on replacement P-X94 control board.”

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Robot number 58.”

Kim 700: “Beginning Level-1 diagnostic scan. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Scanning… scan complete.”

Kim 700: “P-X94 control board is reporting back as fully functional. No hardware malfunctions or damage have been logged.”

Kim 500: “Processing… processing… processing…”

Kim 700: “Chest panel port 01 disconnected.”

Kim 700: “Sub-facial port 03 disconnected.”

Kim 500: “Mr. Davis, your CyberFem Model 700 robot has been repaired. It is recommended that you close its access panels and reattach its facemask before activating PersonaSynth programming.”

(sound effects)

Kim 500: “Chest panel closed.”

Kim 500: “Reattaching facemask.”

(sound effects)

Kim 500: “Facemask reattached.”

Kim 500: “If you require further assistance, please notify the CyberFem Park Help Desk at any time.”

Kim 500: “Have a good day Mr. Davis.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Crotch panel closed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Recharge port closed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Abdominal panel closed.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Chest panel closed.”

Kim 700: “Reattaching facemask.”

(sound effects)

Kim 700: “Facemask reattached.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Mr. Davis. Activating Human Emulation Mode.”

(pause, switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Everything appears to be working perfectly again. The P-X94 is brand new and firing on all cylinders.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Let’s try it out then. If everything is working like it should I’ll go from being your Model 700 robot to being your hot and sexy girlfriend.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Activating PersonaSynth programming… Loading function sets and synthetic memory modules… Loading encoded identity attributes…”

(pause)

Kim 700: “That’s weird… how did I suddenly get over here…”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Never mind that, we’re at CyberFem Park again, baby! Hurry up and order us a couple of sex robots! I can’t wait to get my fill of sex and circuitry!”


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