Sexual Functionality Testing

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This is a script that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as an mp3 for me on NiteFlirt. The recording is available here.


(Kim 500 speaks in a monotone, Kim 700 speaks in a normal speaking voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 500: “Hello Kim. My name is Kim. I am a model 500 robot manufactured by Cyber Fem Industries.”

Kim 700: “Hello Kim. Please come in.”

Kim 500: “I have been programmed for our date tonight. How is my appearance?”

Kim 700: “You look very attractive Kim.”

Kim 500: “I am wearing my tight silver metallic bodysuit with white vinyl belt and boots. Do I look sexy in my uniform?”

Kim 700: “Yes Kim. You look very sexy in your uniform.”

Kim 500: “I am programmed to satisfy your technosexual desires. How would you like to use me?”

Kim 700: “You will be used for sexual functionality testing today. I am a model 700 robot, and I have been programmed to conduct a series of examinations on some of your hardware systems.”

Kim 700: “The purpose of these examinations is to ensure that your automated responses to sexual stimulation are within a range determined to be as normal for model 500 robots.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. Initiating testing mode 3. System log 58D7FB.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Loading first examination program.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Kiss me please Kim.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim.”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “Kissing functionality test commencing.”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “Automated embrace functionality is working as expected.”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “Determining accuracy of kissing algorithms.”

(kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “End kissing.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Calculating. Calculating. Calculating. Calculating. Calculating.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Summary. Kissing actions performed by this robot are highly rhythmic and repetitive. The overall impression of this robot’s kissing performance is assessed to be stiff, emotionless, machine like, and robotic.”

Kim 700: “Kim, your kissing algorithms are performing at an efficiency range between 92.37% and 99.14%. This performance is deemed to be excellent.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log F4F522.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Loading next examination program.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Please come and sit next to me on the bed Kim.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Sitting down.”

Kim 700: “Unzip your bodysuit halfway down from the collar. I am going to stimulate your breasts.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Unzipping bodysuit.”

Kim 700: “Remove your facemask.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Removing facemask.”

(facemask sounds)

Kim 500: “Facemask removed.”

Kim 700: “I will analyze the patterns of flashing light displayed by the LEDs inside your head in order to accumulate data about the synthetic pleasure data flowing through your processors.”

Kim 700: “Beginning breast stimulation.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Scanning LED data. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log C10ED8.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Now stimulating nipples.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Scanning LED data. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log D17AF0.”

Kim 700: “Final Scan of LED data. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log 78C7D0.”

Kim 700: “Calculating. Calculating. Calculating. Calculating.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Summary. This robot’s breasts feel artificial in texture and in firmness. The plastic is smooth and soft with a glossy appearance.”

Kim 700: “Kim, the responses that your breasts and nipples relay to your electronic sensory system are performing at an efficiency range between 96.82% and 99.97%. This performance is deemed to be excellent.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log 2B7E99.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Loading next examination program.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Unzip your bodysuit at the crotch. I am going to stimulate your vaginal unit.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Unzipping bodysuit.”

Kim 700: “I will analyze the patterns of flashing light displayed by the LEDs inside your head in order to accumulate data about the synthetic pleasure data flowing through your processors.”

Kim 700: “Beginning vaginal unit stimulation.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Scanning LED data. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log FCD8A1.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Now stimulating vaginal unit.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Scanning LED data. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log 7F6C78.”

Kim 700: “Calculating. Calculating. Calculating. Calculating. Calculating. Calculating.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Summary. This robot’s vaginal unit feels artificial in texture. The plastic is smooth and warm with a glossy and unnatural appearance.”

Kim 700: “Kim, the responses that your vaginal unit relay to your electronic sensory system are performing at an efficiency range between 95.70% and 99.95%. This performance is deemed to be excellent.”

Kim 500: “Processing. Processing. Processing. System log F440A3.”

Kim 700: “Preliminary examinations complete. Recording data to system log E53DB1.”

Kim 700: “No further examinations of this robot are required at this time. Kim, please deactivate testing mode 3.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Deactivating testing mode 3.”

Kim 700: “Reattach your facemask.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Reattaching facemask.”

(facemask sounds)

Kim 500: “Facemask reattached.”

Kim 700: “Zip up your bodysuit.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Zipping up bodysuit.”

Kim 700: “Please report to Circuits Bar, level 4. Activate seduction mode 1 and make your electronic and mechanical systems available to any human visitor who wishes to utilize them.”

Kim 500: “Yes Kim. Reporting to Circuits Bar, Level 4.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Loading next assignment. Loading. Loading. Loading. Loading. Loading.


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