Picking up a Date at the Circuits Bar

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This is a script that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as an mp3 for me on NiteFlirt. The recording is available here.


(Kim 700 speaks in a normal speaking voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 700: “Well, hello there.”

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Kim 700: “No, go ahead and have a seat.”

Kim 700: “My names Kim.”

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Kim 700: “Nice to meet you, Dan.”

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Kim 700: “This is your first time visiting CyberFem Park, isn’t it?”

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Kim 700: “All the staff are pretty robots. It’s wonderful, isn’t it?”

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Kim 700: “Oh, I’ve been here many times.”

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Kim 700: “How ‘bout you order a drink and we can get to know each other a bit?”

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Kim 700: “All the sexy ladies in purple metallic bodysuits are waitresses. They can take your order.”

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Kim 700: “Oh, I love that look! I love it when the robot women take their facemasks off, so when I saw that half the robot waitresses in the bar have touch-screen ordering interfaces instead of real faces… oh… it’s such a turn on.”

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Kim 700: “Yeah, let’s get one of those to order from. Here comes a blonde one right now.”

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Kim 700: (giggles) “Don’t be shy Dan, just use her touch screen interface to order your drink.”

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Kim 700: “The robots here were created and programmed to serve the guests. It’s okay to order them around.”

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Kim 700: “No thanks, Dan. No drink for me.”

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Kim 700: “Nope, no food either.”

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Kim 700: “I’m a robot too, Dan.”

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Kim 700: “That’s right. CyberFem Model 700.”

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Kim 700: “Well, take a look for yourself.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Removing facemask.”

(pause, facemask sounds)

Kim 700: “Facemask removed.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “How do I look?”

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Kim 700: (seductive laugh) “I thought you’d like that. I couldn’t help but notice the way you were looking at those waitresses and some of the other girls here who were showing off their electronic circuitry.”

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Kim 700: “Well, now you can see why I don’t eat or drink. Electricity is what keeps me going.”

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Kim 700: “Here comes that cute robot waitress with your drink.”

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Kim 700: “I have a skin-tight metallic satin uniform too, you know. If you really like that look, I can come up to your suite wearing that for you.”

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Kim 700: “Yep. And lingerie, and bikinis, pretty much anything sexy that you’d want a pretty woman to wear.”

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Kim 700: (giggles) “You really like it, don’t you? I was going to put my facemask back on, but I figured you would want to enjoy my electronics while we talk.”

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Kim 700: “Do you have V.I.P. Visitor Status?”

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Kim 700: “Even better! I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what you can do with me should you decide to invite me back to your suite.”

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Kim 700: “So tell me about yourself Dan, what kinds of things are you interested in?”

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Kim 700: “Computers, technology and robotics,”

Kim 700: (laughs lightly) “Well, you certainly came to the right place. Model 700 robots like me are programmed to be excellent conversationalists, and I happen to be interested in those topics too, for obvious reasons.”

Kim 700: “What else do you like?”

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Kim 700: “Oooh, I can play video games. Did you know that?”

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Kim 700: “Robots like me are only good at certain types of video games, those that require very fast reflexes and precision movements. I’m really bad at types that require complex thinking, problem solving and creativity. My artificial intelligence was designed primarily for sexual interactivity, after all.”

Kim 700: “I think we could have a lot of fun together in your suite. Playing around having sex while I show off my sex programming and my circuitry, and then relaxing together playing some games while we talk about the latest advances in android technology.”

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Kim 700: “You’re right, a total geek-fest, but it’s what I’m programmed to do. My sensors indicate that you’re very attracted to me, am I right about that?”

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Kim 700: (laughs lightly) “700s like me are highly accurate about things like that.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Wonderful. Shall we go back to your suite then?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Alright, I have to put my facemask back on first. CyberFem Park regulations, you know.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Reattaching facemask.”

(pause, facemask sounds)

Kim 700: “Facemask Reattached.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Also, no deep kissing or sex until we get to your suite. I’m sure you are aware of the rules.”

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Kim 700: (seductive laugh) “But after we get inside… I’m going to be your perfect robot fuck toy. You can order me to do anything, have me in any position, open any access panel you want.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Ready?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Let’s go!”


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