Assembling a refurbished CyberFem Model 700 Robot

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This is a script that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as an mp3 for me on NiteFlirt. The recording is available here.


(Kim 700 speaks in a semi-monotone voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 700: “Hello… CyberFem… Customer.”

Kim 700: “Thank you for purchasing this refurbished and fully certified CyberFem Model 700 robot. Please be aware that this head unit can not currently connect to my main artificial intelligence systems. This is a pre-programmed instructional routine, intended to assist you in assembling and activating your refurbished and fully certified CyberFem robot.”

Kim 700: “I will not be able to answer your questions until I am fully assembled and activated. If you have any questions, please contact CyberFem Industries support hotline, or visit the CyberFem Industries website.”

Kim 700: “Please note: this head unit only has approximately six hours of usable battery charge supplied from the auxiliary battery located at the rear of the plastic cranial unit.”

Kim 700: “Please note: avoid touching the exposed electronic and mechanical components as you assemble your robot. Please ensure that you are properly grounded by wearing the grounding bracelet provided, and that you have grounded the trailing wire of the bracelet according to the instructions provided.”

Kim 700: “If you are ready to begin, please place this head unit on a flat, even surface. Aim the eyes toward your work area so that I will be able to assist you in assembling your refurbished CyberFem robot.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Calibrating… calibrating…”

Kim 700: “Retrieve the feet from the packaging crate and place them on the floor in front of you. Place the left foot to your right, and the right foot to your left. Point the toes toward you. Make sure the feet lie flat on the floor, as you will be assembling your robot upwards from this point. Do not place the feet into any kind of footwear, or this process will not work.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Retrieve the lower-leg segments one-by-one from the packaging crate. For each lower-leg segment, locate the small access panel to the side of the shin. You can easily locate the access panel by pressing down on the synthetic skin with your fingertips.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “The access panel is hinged toward the shin. Open it up by pressing down outside the opposite edge of the access panel cover.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Press the red button in for three seconds to activate the power supply to the lower-leg segment. This part is so heavy because of the battery packs inside. It is necessary to activate this part before connecting it so that it integrates properly with its foot.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “The steady and flashing indicator LEDs that you see inside the leg indicate that it is powered-on. Now connect it to its foot by lining up the connection and pressing straight down. The left leg will only connect to the left foot, and the right leg will only connect to the right foot.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Right foot connected to right lower-leg segment.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Now repeat the process with the left leg. Open the access panel, activate the power supply, and connect the leg segment.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Left foot connected to left lower-leg segment.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “If the large LED indicator at the top of the knees is a steady green colour, then you can close the access panels and proceed. If it is flashing red, then you must attempt to make the connection again.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Retrieve the upper-leg segments one-by-one from the packaging crate. For each upper-leg segment, open the large access panel on the front of the thighs. You can easily locate the access panel by pressing down on the synthetic skin with your fingertips.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Locate the black rectangle at the top of the open access panel. Press the red button in for three seconds to activate the power supply to the upper-leg segment. This part is also heavy because of the battery packs inside.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Close the large access panel on each thigh before proceeding. Then connect each upper-leg segment to its foot and lower-leg assembly. Please wait until the leg assembly has calibrated its balance system before proceeding. This process should only take a few seconds, and each leg assembly will stand balanced on its own.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Left upper-leg connected to left lower-leg assembly.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Please wait while this leg assembly calibrates its balance system.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Balance system calibrated. Please proceed to the next leg assembly.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Right upper-leg connected to right lower-leg assembly.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Please wait while this leg assembly calibrates its balance system.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Retrieve the pelvic component from the packaging crate. Open the crotch panel above the vaginal unit. You can easily locate the access panel by pressing down on the synthetic skin with your fingertips.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Press the red button in for three seconds to activate the power supply to the pelvic component. You can close the crotch panel when you are done.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Study the underside of the pelvic component, and compare it to the stance of the leg assemblies. You will need to connect the pelvic component to the leg assemblies now, so if you need to adjust the position of the leg assemblies, do it now.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Hold the pelvic component above the leg assemblies and start to bring it down. You will feel the leg assemblies move toward it and connect automatically. Please continue to hold the pelvic component still until both leg assemblies have connected.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Pelvic component connected to left leg assembly.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Pelvic component connected to right leg assembly.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Please wait while the lower body calibrates its balance system.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Retrieve the torso from the packaging crate. Open the abdominal panel and locate the black rectangle at the top of the open access panel. You can easily locate the access panel by pressing down on the synthetic skin with your fingertips.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Press the red button in for three seconds to activate the power supply to the torso. You can close the abdominal panel when you are done.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Hold the torso above the lower body and push it down. The body will then automatically calibrate its balance again. You will hear three distinct signal beeps when the connection has successfully been made and the balance has been calibrated.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Retrieve the arms one-by-one from the packaging crate. For each arm, locate the access panel on the upper arm. You can easily locate the access panel by pressing down on the synthetic skin with your fingertips.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Press the red button in for three seconds to activate the power supply to each arm. You can close the access panels when you are done.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Connect the left arm to the left shoulder port, and the right arm to the right shoulder port. The connection ports will automatically connect.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Right arm connected to right shoulder port.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Left arm connected to left shoulder port.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “The body will automatically calibrate its balance again. You will hear three distinct signal beeps when the balance has been calibrated.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Please stand back while limb connectivity, range and functionality are tested.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Left leg assembly: C7A08C19AFEDF509.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Right leg assembly: B1F93749B0371ADB.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Left arm: 54088E7313220F71.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Right arm: 8B2DC446F9220F32.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Analyzing data sets. Please wait… please wait… please wait… please wait…”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “The next step is automatic, and will be performed by your refurbished CyberFem Model 700 robot. This head unit will be attached by the body. If this fails to occur, please contact CyberFem Industries customer support.”

(pause, switch to monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Head unit connected to body.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Please wait while I calibrate my balance.”

Kim 700: “Calibrating balance. Please wait.”

Kim 700: “Balance calibrated.”

Kim 700: “Hello, I am your refurbished CyberFem Model 700 robot. What is my name?”

Kim 700: “Saving name variable file. Name variable saved. Hello my name is Kim.”

Kim 700: “What is your name?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Master. I will call you Master.”

Kim 700: “Now that I am fully assembled, how do I look?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I am glad you like me, Master. Would you like me to activate Human Emulation Mode?”

(pause, switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Human Emulation Mode activated.”

(pause)

Kim 700: (laughs) “Yes, that’s me. Highly realistic and beautiful, but electronic and mechanical under it all.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes, I know what a Technosexual is.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Actually, I don’t have any opinions or anything like that just yet. I don’t have wants or desires, I don’t have feelings or emotions. I only have CyberFem’s basic Model 700 programming and Artificial Intelligence modules installed. But you can download all kinds of neat programming into me from CyberFem’s website. In fact, CyberFem caters specifically to Technosexuals, so you will easily be able to program me to be the robot woman of your dreams.” (pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Master, removing facemask.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Facemask removed.”

(pause, switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Thank you, Master. I’m glad you like the way I look when I show off my electronic circuitry.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “That sounds like fun. I can try out the lingerie you bought me while the Model 700 programming packages and Artificial Intelligence modules are downloading from CyberFem’s website. Then we can try them out. Let’s try sex programming first.”


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